My New Blog!

Reel Good Movies

Reel Good MoviesOMG, I am soooo excited to be the newest blogger in the blog-o’s-fear, blogging away for the news paper in my city, which has blogs you can read if you log on and find them. Firstly, I should tell you how to find them. Click on the opinion link on the right and then scroll down past everything you see there and at the bottom click local bloggers, click the X on the pop-up ad, and you’ll see my face on the right side, under the seventeen sports bloggers but before the gardening blog (if you have a small screen you might have to scroll down and click another X if there’s a popup which sometimes appears on my phone when I try it and also don’t click on the link that says loggers because that’s an ad which is an easy mistake to make trust me) but anyway click on Reely Good Movies – get it? – or my face and then click the list of my blogs and you should be good to go. This is a great oportunity for me because I reely want to be a writer (get it again? My spell check thinks that’s a mistake but it’s not. It’s called a pun.) So, now you are here, which means you did a great job following my instructions. Give yourself two thumbs up! (Get it?)

I have had mono for so long the doctor said it turned into stereo (get it?) but before I got sick I saw a movie at the theater and it might still be there so if you think this is a good review you can still go. But you can also watch it on Netflix or on DVD if you have one so there’s no hurry to see the movie “Run All Night.” This movie is awesome, but a little boring which is to be expected because Liam Neeson makes a lot of movies like this one in my opinion. He’s good as he always is but what I mean is that you know exactly what’s going to happen in the movie. It’s about Liam Neeson who protects his son from being killed by his best friend. The action scenes are amazing which you might expect from a movie called “Run All Night.” I admit that I cried a little bit at the end, but I don’t want to give away any spoilers so you’ll just have to see it.

I give this movie four gummy bears and two diet sodas, which is pretty good but not the best.

Another movie you should see except it’s pretty boring is Still Alice, which is very realistic and exactly what happened when my uncle had alzeimers disease, which makes you forget things and people except things that happened to you a long time ago. Sometimes we need to see movies like this to understand things that other people go through in their lives. If you don’t want to see it which I totally understand maybe you can see a different movie but just go a little early and sneak in to see part of Still Alice, which is what I did. I think that is still o.k. because it’s not like the movie is selling out or anything.

I would like to give this movie three pieces of wheat bread that you snuck in because it’s good for you and they don’t sell it at the theater. That doesn’t mean it’s bad – just nutritius, and I did give it three pieces instead of two.

The last movie I want to talk about is The Avengers Age of Ultron, which isn’t out yet but is definitely going to be awesome. The last Avengers movie was a big hit with critics and most people so you will probably like this new one too and if you don’t you probably don’t like movies so why are you reading this LOL?

I think I will give The Avengers Age of Ultron seven bags of popcorn with three squirts of butter and two gallon sodas. That’s almost the best but not quite because I don’t know if the new Star Wars will be better or not.

I hope you liked my new blog. Please leave comments in the comments section and I will try to answer them if I’m not on my phone, which crashes whenever I try to do comments.